Welcome to the latest tool in my arsenal against do-goodery, the Mind Over Memphis Therapy-Cast In this first installment of brilliant audio therapy you will be amazed as I boldly: Address troubling rumors about canned food donations … Continue reading →
I won’t lie to you my patients, things are looking grim in Memphis. Our city is facing an epidemic of volunteerism, community service, and other do-goodery that is unprecedented in the history of psychiatry. But desperate times call … Continue reading →
In the world that I prescribe for all you patients, children never have to be exposed to artistry, face their own creativity, or for that matter, even go outdoors. But every year Voices of the South theatre company … Continue reading →
My dear patients, we face a grave threat to the charm, the character and the very litter of the city. Even as I type this, swarms of do-gooders are preparing to descend upon the poor, unsuspecting rubbish of Memphis … Continue reading →
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