When it comes to psychiatry, Doctor Harold Toboggans is a traditionalist. He prefers to administer his therapy the old fashioned way: with threats, strong language, and occasional blunt trauma.
Unfortunately, due to certain misunderstandings with local law enforcement, he is unable to make house calls for the foreseeable future. To ensure the needy public are not deprived of his profitable insights, he has created this digital delivery system to provide his many patients with the type of treatment they have come to expect from Dr. Toboggans.
New from Toboggans Industries – Daily Diagnosis
With one click the unparalleled Doctor Toboggans will diagnose you, treat you, and bill you.
Although not necessarily in that order.
You should probably sit down for this.