Halloween, easily the most festive and lucrative holiday to occur all month, is this Sunday.
Always eager to celebrate with new clients and new cashflow, I will be manning the Toboggans Mobile Therapy Recruitment Center as part of the Lifelink Memphis “Trunk or Treat” celebration.
(Not actual trunk, participants, or location. Your mileage may vary.)
From 4pm to 6pm I will be gracing the public in all my therapeutic grandeur to sell… I mean, hand out the finest candy available without a prescription.
If you have spawn bring them. If not rent some. Either way be there at 1015 Cooper Ave for an experience that will linger in your subconscious for years to come.