Halloween Holiday Intervention

Halloween, easily the most festive and lucrative holiday to occur all month, is this Sunday.

Always eager to celebrate with new clients and new cashflow, I will be manning the Toboggans Mobile Therapy Recruitment Center as part of the Lifelink Memphis “Trunk or Treat” celebration.

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(Not actual trunk, participants, or location. Your mileage may vary.)

From 4pm to 6pm I will be gracing the public in all my therapeutic grandeur to sell… I mean, hand out the finest candy available without a prescription.

If you have spawn bring them. If not rent some. Either way be there at 1015 Cooper Ave for an experience that will linger in your subconscious for years to come.

More info.

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3 Responses to Halloween Holiday Intervention

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  2. Greeneyezz says:

    Ha! I remember that book! Had to read it in school.

    You’re ok Brent. And why??? Because I’m ok! 🙂

    ~ZZ

  3. Riki says:

    I hate to be the one to tell you, but any garment that rereqius the careful application of crisco and a shoe horn to wear is probably not that flattering. But they did wonders for the crazy man’s hair though. The crisco/shoe horn combo, not the pants.

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