Doctor Harold Toboggans
Doctor Harold Toboggans is a man of rare and stunning genius.
Gifted beyond the limited scope of normal human intelligence, he has stolen fire, as it were, from Olympus to light, and possibly leave large burning scars on, the dark, shivering souls of humanity.
At least that what it says on the sleeve of his latest book, Duct Tape for the Fractured Soul: Rebuilding People Previously Thought Beyond Hope, which is available in fine truck stops and reform school libraries everywhere.
Dr. Toboggans is not only the founder of Mind Over Memphis but also a well known motivational speaker, personal development coach, and psychiatric entrepreneur. Having accomplished so much in life, he is now compelled to inflict his staggering wealth of expertise on the undeserving world.
For the greater good of humanity, Doctor Toboggans has graciously granted us permission to publish outtakes and excerpts from his various sessions, capturing the master at work encouraging, mentoring, and assaulting people into exploring their fullest potential, no matter how small it might be.
Doctor Harold Toboggans brings an amazing breadth of education to this site, having not so much graduated as escaped from attending many impressively existing institutions of higher learning, such as the VanDyne School of Fine Dining and Dentistry, the Greater Siberian Institute of Quasi-Intral Gastrology, and the Slugins Center for the Mentally Not-So-Together, although it’s not entirely clear whether he served as an intern or a patient at that fine facility.
Nonetheless, he is here and we simply have to make the best of it. So please grant your closest attention to the doctor and perhaps afterwards he will forge us prescriptions for something narcotic.
Keep an eye on Doctor Toboggans – you can never tell what he’ll do next.