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Trash Tragedy at McKellar Lake

Last Saturday, while more tolerant and civilized people were sleeping in, a mob over one-hundred vengeful do-gooders descended upon the shores of McKellar Lake intent on conquest. Students from the University of Memphis and Christian Brothers University, as well as … Continue reading

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Memphis Cleaning Assault Imminent

My dear patients, we face a grave threat to the charm, the character and the very litter of the city. Even as I type this, swarms of do-gooders are preparing to descend upon the poor, unsuspecting rubbish of Memphis in … Continue reading

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