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Zombies Collect 500 Pounds of Food for Food Bank

Harold Toboggans blocking food donations

In some cities, the life of a zombie is filled with simple pleasures – shuffling, groaning, having people over for lunch. But not in Memphis. Here, even formerly deceased citizens can’t seem to rest unless they are are helping the … Continue reading

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Zombait – New from Toboggans Industries

After the stunning success of last year’s Memphis Zombie Massacre, many doubted that I could ever surpass the pinnacle of therapeutic brilliance I had displayed at that desperate gathering. And who could blame them. Between revolutionary products like Zombies Anonymous … Continue reading

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Introducing The Anti-Zombie Patch – Video

“You can’t improve on perfection.” That’s what countless satisfied clients told me when I first set out to upgrade my revolutionary Zombies Anonymous twelve-step recovery program. But I would hardly be the therapist that I am today if I listened … Continue reading

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Memphis Zombie Intervention – Video

The date was April 24th, the location was Main Street and for scores of Memphis zombies it was the dawn of a new era of hope. At last, the undead denizens of the mid-south had found what they had longed … Continue reading

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