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In some cities, the life of a zombie is filled with simple pleasures – shuffling, groaning, having people over for lunch. But not in Memphis. Here, even formerly deceased citizens can’t seem to rest unless they are are helping the … Continue reading
After the stunning success of last year’s Memphis Zombie Massacre, many doubted that I could ever surpass the pinnacle of therapeutic brilliance I had displayed at that desperate gathering. And who could blame them. Between revolutionary products like Zombies Anonymous … Continue reading
“You can’t improve on perfection.” That’s what countless satisfied clients told me when I first set out to upgrade my revolutionary Zombies Anonymous twelve-step recovery program. But I would hardly be the therapist that I am today if I listened … Continue reading
The date was April 24th, the location was Main Street and for scores of Memphis zombies it was the dawn of a new era of hope. At last, the undead denizens of the mid-south had found what they had longed … Continue reading
Sometimes incredible just isn’t good enough. Last May, when the revolutionary Zombies Anonymous program was introduced, it was met with rave reviews and hundreds of overjoyed customers. But Doctor Harold Toboggans wasn’t satisfied. He knew that there must be something … Continue reading
On April 24th Doctor Harold Toboggans, a previously thought fictional figure, made a live appearance at the third annual Memphis Zombie Massacre to promote his latest therapy product Zombies Anonymous.