After the stunning success of last year’s Zombie Intervention, many doubted that I could ever surpass the pinnacle of therapeutic brilliance I had displayed at that desperate gathering.
And who could blame them. Between revolutionary products like Zombies Anonymous and my Anti-Zombitory patch and my own personal charisma, I presented an untoppable package of poise and prowess.
One that would clinically intimidate a lesser intellect.
But let’s face it. This is me we’re talking about.
Enter Toboggans Industries Zombait – Premium Zombie Distractant.
Now the living can join the undead in enjoying the fruits of my genius.
…And financing my practice.