My patients, welcome to the Volunteer Infiltration Program enlistment center, your gateway to greatness usefulness.
As a VIP you will be my eyes, ears and grubby little hand in this town, staking-out the do-gooders of Memphis and worming your way into their volunteer activities
This will take fortitude and stamina, you will have to go so deep undercover that no one will ever suspect you’re not a do-gooder.
It won't be easy for you, but this is the sort of sacrifice I easily make to get to the root of volunteerism in Memphis.
To enter my service, type in your email address below. You will receive a confirmation email and be directed to give me more boring information.
Do so now.